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Humorous Birthday Poems Archive
Pollution! pollution! Pollution!
But what is solution?
I think , no one can give its solution.
I’ve been banned from having birthdays
A new rule has been made
Signed, sealed and delivered
By the local Fire Brigade!
It’s birthday time again I see;
Another year’s gone by.
We’re older than we used to be;
The thought could make me cry.
You know how this department
is a stickler for exact numbers
and following proceedures to the letter
When the Fire Department has arrived
and not one second before
you may light
Since you won’t tell me your age
I searched your name online
for date of birth
It found 1885
Wow,that can’t be right…
I was off by ten years!!!